Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin’
I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You are the reason men fall in love.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I’d call when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta’s for a fourteen-year old.
Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn’t control my herpes without it.
I’m so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I’ve been wanting to see how well it works.
Did you fart. Cause you just blew me away.
My Love for you is like diarrahia … I can’t hold it in .
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? ‘cos you’re really good at raising cocks .
Nice legs what time do they open.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I lost my teddybear will you sleep with me .
If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole .
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Can i borrow your phone number.I seemed to have lost mine.
Im new in town could i have diretions to your house .
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Source : Stupid PickUp Lines
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