Christian Pickup Lines

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy
Graham?

I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W.
Smith.

What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a
holy kiss’?

You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.

I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on
the first date.

Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

Excuse me, is this pew taken?

I don’t speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!

God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

Hello, will you be my shulamite?

Boy, you’ve really been a visual minister to me!

Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ..no? wanna go to church with me?

Hi, my name’s Will…God’s Will .

[check the person’s shirt tag] “just as i thought..made in heaven.”

Hey, need a ride to church?

I’d pick you over Satan any day.

God was just showing off when He made you.

I’m pretty flexibleI don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

I would like to pray with you.

No, i’m not coveting, I intend to make you mine.

Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

What do you think Paul meant when he said, “Greet one another with a holy kiss.”?

You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.



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