Sunday, March 16, 2008

Corny Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Was you Father an Alien? Because on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I’m a raindrop, and I’m falling for you!

Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

Baby, baby, I’m falling in love, falling’ in love again.

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulus.

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Help, something is wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.

I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.



Source : Corny Pick Up Lines

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