Innuendo PickUp Lines

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Ask: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” (No.) Wink.

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Here’s a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.

Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?

Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You’ll do.

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: “Smile if you want to sleep with me.” And watch them try to hold back their laughter.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you spit or swallow?

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I would kill or die to make love with you.

I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?




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