Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin’
I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You are the reason men fall in love.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I’d call when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta’s for a fourteen-year old.
Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn’t control my herpes without it.
I’m so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I’ve been wanting to see how well it works.
Did you fart. Cause you just blew me away.
My Love for you is like diarrahia … I can’t hold it in .
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? ‘cos you’re really good at raising cocks .
Nice legs what time do they open.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I lost my teddybear will you sleep with me .
If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole .
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Can i borrow your phone number.I seemed to have lost mine.
Im new in town could i have diretions to your house .
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Source : Stupid PickUp Lines
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Lame Pick Up Lines
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I’ve got the F, the C, and the KAll I need is U.
You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you’re a girl huh?
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
Hi, I’m new in townCan I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.
My face is leaving in minutes…be on it!
Source : Lame Pick Up Lines
You make my software turn to hardware!
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I’ve got the F, the C, and the KAll I need is U.
You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you’re a girl huh?
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
Hi, I’m new in townCan I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.
My face is leaving in minutes…be on it!
Source : Lame Pick Up Lines
Christian Pickup Lines
I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy
Graham?
I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W.
Smith.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a
holy kiss’?
You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.
I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on
the first date.
Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
Excuse me, is this pew taken?
I don’t speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
Hello, will you be my shulamite?
Boy, you’ve really been a visual minister to me!
Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ..no? wanna go to church with me?
Hi, my name’s Will…God’s Will .
[check the person’s shirt tag] “just as i thought..made in heaven.”
Hey, need a ride to church?
I’d pick you over Satan any day.
God was just showing off when He made you.
I’m pretty flexibleI don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
I would like to pray with you.
No, i’m not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
What do you think Paul meant when he said, “Greet one another with a holy kiss.”?
You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
Taken from : Christian Pickup Lines
Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy
Graham?
I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W.
Smith.
What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a
holy kiss’?
You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.
I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on
the first date.
Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
Excuse me, is this pew taken?
I don’t speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
Hello, will you be my shulamite?
Boy, you’ve really been a visual minister to me!
Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ..no? wanna go to church with me?
Hi, my name’s Will…God’s Will .
[check the person’s shirt tag] “just as i thought..made in heaven.”
Hey, need a ride to church?
I’d pick you over Satan any day.
God was just showing off when He made you.
I’m pretty flexibleI don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
I would like to pray with you.
No, i’m not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
What do you think Paul meant when he said, “Greet one another with a holy kiss.”?
You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
Taken from : Christian Pickup Lines
Corny Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Was you Father an Alien? Because on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m a raindrop, and I’m falling for you!
Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Baby, baby, I’m falling in love, falling’ in love again.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulus.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Help, something is wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Source : Corny Pick Up Lines
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Was you Father an Alien? Because on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m a raindrop, and I’m falling for you!
Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Baby, baby, I’m falling in love, falling’ in love again.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulus.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Help, something is wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Source : Corny Pick Up Lines
Dumbest Pick Up Lines
Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.
Nice shoes, do you want to fuck?
I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down
Hi, my name’s (your name). Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!
Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.
Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.”? Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Hi, do you have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? Do you want some?
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.
Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I looked up the word “beautiful”? in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Roome”? and the grand prize is a night with me!
Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
Source : Pick Up Lines
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.
Nice shoes, do you want to fuck?
I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down
Hi, my name’s (your name). Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight!
Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.
Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.
Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.”? Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Hi, do you have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? Do you want some?
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
Gorgeous hair. But it’d be even better brushing against my thighs.
Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I looked up the word “beautiful”? in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Roome”? and the grand prize is a night with me!
Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
Source : Pick Up Lines
Chemistry Pick Up Lines
You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.
You’re so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .
Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high .
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
Why the electronegativity?
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!
I’m a conjugate acid, you’re a conjugate base .Let’s hook up and create conjugate pairs.
Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy .
of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.
Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?
Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?
Are you uranium? cos you’re the bomb.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
From Chemistry Pick Up Lines
You’re so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .
Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high .
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
Why the electronegativity?
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!
I’m a conjugate acid, you’re a conjugate base .Let’s hook up and create conjugate pairs.
Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy .
of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.
Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?
Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?
Are you uranium? cos you’re the bomb.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
From Chemistry Pick Up Lines
Innuendo PickUp Lines
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Ask: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here’s a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You’ll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: “Smile if you want to sleep with me.” And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
From Innuendo PickUp Lines
Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Ask: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” (No.) Wink.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here’s a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You’ll do.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: “Smile if you want to sleep with me.” And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I would kill or die to make love with you.
I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
From Innuendo PickUp Lines
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